Sarcastic Quote T-Shirt — "I’m Only Sarcastic Because Murder Is Illegal" Graphic Tee

This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude—great for people who live loud and laugh louder. The heavyweight cotton has a lived-in softness from post-construction dyeing, so the shirt wears in rather than out. Oversized lettering and red-accented artwork sit front-and-center, letting the wearer broadcast their sarcastic sense of humor without saying a word. It layers easily under a flannel or wears solo on weekend hangs, giving off that effortless, lived-in vibe.

Made to last: reinforced double-needle seams, tubular knit (no side seams) and a sewn-in label keep the silhouette clean and durable. With a relaxed fit and sizes up to 4XL, it suits a range of bodies and comfort preferences. Pick from a wide palette of colors to match your wardrobe mood—this tee becomes one of those go-to pieces you reach for when you want to be casual and unapologetic.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft from garment-dyeing
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, broken-in look and subtle texture
- Tubular, no side seams and double-needle stitched for durability
- Relaxed fit, pre-shrunk, available in sizes S–4XL (select partners)
- Sewn-in label and 58 color options; made in Honduras

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean